… it would be so much easier. you could just turn ‘em upside down and shake: clean slate!
unfortunately they’re not. they’re more like ever growing mounds of junk; horribly ugly trees; holly, nightshade and other poisonous plants; dog feces decomposing containers (don’t ask); mystery holes that you find while carrying something heavy; and dead grass.
luckily, the little one is great with garden tools!

all sorts of lovely stuff stashed under the hedge/bush/thing at the back of the yard

at least some of the stuff found under there is usable

alll that stuff above, rebecca drudged out on her own. it’s a lot of stuff! there’s still an old swing set stashed away in that bush…
the lovely “dog house” left by the previous owner. they must have hated the dog.

now… in any real yard, i’d enjoy a real tree… something majestic, and of beauty…

these, unfortunately are not in our yard. they’re in a close-by rain forest… i took the pics while we hiked to the top of multnomah falls (when i probably should have been working on the house… but this was more fun!)
instead, we have this:

nothing says “majestic beauty” like a butchered, overgrown and diseased evergreen… so out came the chainsaw.

countless saplings, turned into branches… turned into trunks of their own.

i tried to clean it up a bit, to see how it looks… but the thing has been topped, poorly trimmed and then neglected for a couple decades… so it’s pretty pointless. plus the position of this thing in the yard is pretty bad… so more chainsaw fun
chainsaws are loud!

now we’ve got firewood and a bunch of evergreen branches for the dumpster. (they’ll actually get chipped and recycled, so not to worry about ‘em being carted off to the landfill)
the yard now looks quite a lot larger. we’ll have to get the deck built and bring in sod, pretty quickly…
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a bit of an update from inside of the house… rebecca found chewbacca! at least half a wookie, from under the stove

we also got a really, really cool house-warming present! not only is it beautiful, it actually eats annoying bastards like fruit flies and other pests! they’re drawn to the attractive leaves, and down the tube towards the nectar… where ‘hairs’ that grow downward keep the insect from getting out, and they’re slowly digested by the very nectar they were looking for… brilliant!

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