my grandpa used to say that a lot. i was shocked a few times as a kid. mostly from “experimenting”, like that time i experimented with the butter knife and the electrical outlet… or the time with the fork and the electrical socket… or the screwdriver… paper clip… chewing gum wrapper…
when asked the reason for using an outlet was “to see if it conducted.” that was the day i got my first multi-meter. not nearly as exciting as probing into outlets… but safer, i suppose. my days of outlet experiments taught me that a couple outlets in the house were reversed, which i told my grandpa about. that was actually what led up to him asking why i was sticking stuff into the outlets in the first place… but at least it was somewhat helpful.
right out of high school, i took a construction job. digging ditches was literally what i was initially doing. it’ll humble you real good… but a good base for learning. not sure what exactly i was learning by digging… but something, i’m sure. ended up doing carpentry, which was worlds better than swinging a pic and driving a shovel. they wouldn’t let me operate the heavy equipment (and at the time, that was probably a good decision on their part)… so carpentry was a refreshing change… plus it let me actually think… and put a real-world daily use to algebra and geometry, two things i actually quite liked in school.
back to the title topic. the first electrician i worked for said the same thing to me… 110 barks, 22o bites. i started working for him when a commercial building project i was on, was complete. he worked on the project, too, and was looking to hire. he was an old timer… started his electrician career with knob & tube. marvin black, at least 70 years old at the time. he assured me i’d be shocked by 220 volts again, and likely while working for him. he was right, because not but 30 seconds later, i got shocked. didn’t know his statement would be followed by him swiping my leg with a 220v line. sadistic bastard i thought at first… but he had a point. the sharp contracting of my calf muscle hurt. he told me that it would hurt my heart just as much… so never let a circuit close across my chest. oh, the guy was still a sadistic bastard for shocking me in the first place… and likely broke some laws at the same time… but he did have a good point, if even a pretty f’ed up way of teaching it. i learned to work with only my right hand when doing much of anything with 220v… that way there was much less of a chance of anything happening. the first 440 volt job we were doing, i asked “if 110 barks and 220 bites, what does 440 do?” he looked at me with a straight face and said “it’ll straight make your pecker fall off if you whiz on it.” i didn’t ask further, the visual was enough. (far too much, actually).
i only worked for the guy for about 8 months, but did learn a lot. he retired and offered to refer his clients to me once i had a contractor’s license. i gave him my gratitude, but wasn’t planning on being a contractor.
while working for him, i enrolled in a welding class at the local community college. professor jack compton, at college of the canyons in santa clarita, ca. great professor, great class. my first month there, i got a job at a welding shop… worked out great, as it was also the last day i had worked for the ol’ electrician. 4 years later, i had a contractors license due to necessity with the chosen trade at the time (metal fabrication/welding… same shop i got that first job in)… guess i should have had more forethought and just accepted his quite gracious offer. that whole “hind sight” thing at work, again…
after 4 or so years working in that first welding shop, i left to go out on my own. that had been (and still is) the longest i’d ever worked at one place, and it was time to move on. i had a handful of clients, some good studio contacts, a very low cost of living and the ability to survive on bottom ramen if need be. bottom ramen is kinda like top ramen, but cheaper and not as nutritious. this might sound bad as top ramen likely has no nutritious value to start with, but when you’re young, dumb and have a dream… it’ll do fine.
despite wanting to do only metal fabrication, i’d take the odd wiring job and got to the point where i was doing electrical once or twice a month in the slow season, to supplement my income. i even rewired a blacksmith’s house in trade for some quasi-apprenticeship time, which turned out to be absolutely priceless. got to spend 2 months living with him and his amazing cook of a wife out in the mountians, and working/learning 7 days per week in the shop. another old timer, in his late 70s with tons of experience he was only too happy to share… his kids, he remarked, never had much of even a passing interest in the stuff. didn’t know what they were missing.
working on my own, about 1/2 the jobs i took were construction, many as a general contractor. when doing construction, i’d sub out a lot of stuff, but always ended up doing the electrical myself: electrician sub contractors cost too damned much, and it would kill my profit.
construction worked out great, because it gives quite a bit of free/flexible time. i had been going to community college, despite “never wanting to go to college” when i got out of high school. prerequisites out of the way, a (required) meeting with the career counsoler at the school said i should apply to a university. sounded good, as i’d often thought of becoming a mechanical engineer. a few months later, i found myself at cal state northridge. school full time, squeeze some construction in to pay the bills (ok, bill… only had 1 at the time) and pay for food.
a quick bit of side-story, here. while going to school, i found that most people sucked on the computer. it had been a hobby of mine since my first commodore vic 20 sometime in the early 80s… but never had much of a serious thought about ‘em, other than some fun times in highschool and a complete lack of sleep for a few years because i was spending all night in front of the screen. computers were easy… programming wasn’t a problem, and i was writing programs as i needed for some time. a friend called me up one night and asked me to come work for his company… a dot com. the money sucked, the hours were horrendous, but there were these “stock option” things. figured i’d take a semester off and try it. after that semester, i’d come back to school, back to construction and back to my life…
i never found my way back to school. i worked for one dot com after another, as a programmer or developer. the dot com boom was a wild ride… addictive and fun. before i knew it, i had been away from school and construction for 5 or 6 years. hell, maybe 7. time went by, the whole thing had consumed my life… then the dot com bubble burst. everyone i knew was suddenly unemployed. everyone i knew worked for dot coms, because that was my life now. i ran around thinking that the sky was falling, no idea what i would do… looked for work for months. got a sweet job as a VP of technology, then the company flopped 2 months later. again, the sky was falling. got a sweet job that would bring me to switzerland… then that ended before i could get packed to leave. i had so many stock options in failed companies… if even 25% had made it, i’d have a clean half million, at the very least. but they didn’t. they all failed.
then the weirdest thing happened. someone tracked me down through my mom. i’d done a remodel on their kitchen, and now they wanted to restore/remodel a few rooms. it had been at least 6 years since doing any work for them, but i was the person they wanted. this was too cool… and perfect timing, as even bottom ramen was getting to be outside of my available budget. picked up my hammer and went to work. i was sore, obviously out of shape, and even a bit rusty… but it was good honest work.
slowly, one job led to another. then another. most 0f my dot com friends were still out of work, but i was pounding away. another friend had fallen back to his previous trade: plumbing. we all went out to dinner one night. everyone was making fun of the plumber… how he’s gotta plunge shitty toilets, how he’s gotta mop up messes, etc. he was cool about it, never fighting… admitted that a lot of the work was indeed shitty. there were laughs to be had, and overall a good time.
about 6 months later, a lot of us got back together for dinner and drinks. the job market was definitely better, as most of the programmers were working again, albeit not at the previous inflated salaries. i was still doing construction at this point, vowing to never go back to working for someone else. there were about a dozen of us out… and as the drinks flowed, the plumber was again the but of the jokes. he was cool about the whole thing again, laughing along with everyone. when the night was over, the laughs ended when the valet pulled up with his car. some of the guys were driving new(ish) cars… i’m driving a cool ‘55 plymouth… but the plumber… the plumber was driving a porsche. a nice porsche. not a cheap porsche like the boxter… no, a ‘96 911 turbo. ok, it wasn’t brand new… but it was an easy $80k car, before the upgrades… and there were a lot of ‘em. the plumber had a porsche. a porsche that he paid cash for. the bbq at his house the following month was great, too… the house he owned.
a tech career can be a good thing… but don’t scoff at a trade. last i talked to the plumber, he had a couple other houses and one of the very few porsche GT2s sitting in his garage. he sub contracted for me on a couple jobs, at $90/hour. not bad, when you consider he was usually double booked (and usually charging both).
somehow i got suckered back into programming… and stayed with it until today. today, i’m an unemployed software engineer, going through the drawn out interview process for a programming consultant contract, blasting out resumes and fishing for a new gig. i’m greatly comforted by the fact that i have multiple trades in which to “fall back” upon… and couldn’t for a moment imagine otherwise. the only thing that i can’t imagine is how i keep end up doing software again and again??? maybe i can do software for a construction company… or construction for a software company… mix it up a bit : )
again, back to the title topic. without the trades i’ve learned and hold dear… even define myself with, to a point… whether it’s my source of income or not, the skill helps daily. restoring this house would be so insanely cost prohibitive if paying someone else to do the work, that we’d not be able to do much of anything to it. the electrical i’m doing right now would have been around $1600 including materials, if bringing an electrician in to do the work (just the wiring, to a bare structure). the rest of the upstairs renovation? forgetaboutit (yes, that’s actually one word)… an easy $50k - $75k. then it would be a real moneypit house.
no idea what the point of this post was, i just felt like and enjoy writing.